The stages of kiruv
1 - Wisdom for your life or in the case of Meor meet a hot chick.
2 - Oh, we have a few actions for you. We call them mitzvos. But don't worry, they are wonderful and meaningful. They will enrich your life. Everything is done on your terms. Please ask your questions. We will gently explain.
3 - We have many more mitzvos for you to do and you must do them or else be punished even as they completely take over your diet, your sex life, your weekends, your clothing, your finances, the way you put on your shoes. If they are not wonderful and warm, too bad. You are a servant. How dare you question! And stop talking to goyim and Modern Orthodox people.
4 - Those mitzvos are nothing. We have even bigger edict called Gemara lomdus. You must do that every second of every day without pause. That's the only thing that matters. And forget about the wisdom and the hot chick. Just learn Torah!
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